28.2.07
Ong-bak
Ong-bak 2003
Wow! I have honestly never seen such stunning realistic fights in a film before. No strings needed or effects. This is hardcore shit, as they say...er those people that say stuff. I will not be surprised if people died to make this film. It's a must-see for any man! Women can enjoy it too though, especially cool women who also have the capability to enjoy man-stuff like video games and these kind of films as well as having beautiful long hair, being well-dressed, feminine and possibly naked. None of that short hair, man-hating bull shit. Er..anyway, the story is quite simple (Sacred Buddha statuette called Ong Bak is stolen from a simple peaceful village, and so they send their strongest to the modern outside world (Bangkok) to retrieve it from a nasty underworld gang leader), but this film is about showing the talent of the main actor: Thai Tony Jaa.
Support is good especially from the guy who plays Humlae. The young girl can act pretty well, but her voice grinds somewhat, especially when she bawls. All in all a great piece of entertainment! Second one in the making...whoooo! 8/10
Support is good especially from the guy who plays Humlae. The young girl can act pretty well, but her voice grinds somewhat, especially when she bawls. All in all a great piece of entertainment! Second one in the making...whoooo! 8/10
24.2.07
Coming soon
Yhahahahah.
Silent Hill and the Korean film: A Bittersweet Life. The Japanese film: Death note.
I saw the Mexican film: Battle in Heaven last night. So I will review that now: 1/10. Utter art house world cinema shit, except it was slightly interesting watching a young attractive girl have sex with an old fat bloke with a small penis.
If anyone would like to give me a million pounds, please contact me.
