23.1.06
Signs
Signs - 2002
Yes...it is good. But so much does not add up. Why don't the aliens have phaser guns? Unless this is just their way of doing things. Or maybe they simply do not have the concept of guns and blades. They prefer to face humans in hand to hand combat. Or mayhaps just the aliens near the Hess's home decide to not use weapons and a huge war has taken place and most the wretched humons are dead. And why no protection against water, like armour, when the planet is full of water? And they can be locked in with a wooden door? Now they must be intelligent to invent spaceships that can turn invisible so why are they so fucking dumb...arghhhh! Arrrghhh! I can explain it.. it's some sort of game; a challenge to defeat the stupid humans naked with harmful water everywhere! Humiliate the humans by beating them nude! That would make sense. They lost the challenge in the end and so left shamed. They let the pathetic humoooons live for their victory. Hah! Otherwise, the film is excellent. Mel Gibby is goodo as the father and Whacky Phoneixioooo is good too, as to be expected. It's very fascinating watching the story develop from the initial crop circles. The emotions run high too and Mel be good at that stuff (see Patriot). 6.5/10
Yes...it is good. But so much does not add up. Why don't the aliens have phaser guns? Unless this is just their way of doing things. Or maybe they simply do not have the concept of guns and blades. They prefer to face humans in hand to hand combat. Or mayhaps just the aliens near the Hess's home decide to not use weapons and a huge war has taken place and most the wretched humons are dead. And why no protection against water, like armour, when the planet is full of water? And they can be locked in with a wooden door? Now they must be intelligent to invent spaceships that can turn invisible so why are they so fucking dumb...arghhhh! Arrrghhh! I can explain it.. it's some sort of game; a challenge to defeat the stupid humans naked with harmful water everywhere! Humiliate the humans by beating them nude! That would make sense. They lost the challenge in the end and so left shamed. They let the pathetic humoooons live for their victory. Hah! Otherwise, the film is excellent. Mel Gibby is goodo as the father and Whacky Phoneixioooo is good too, as to be expected. It's very fascinating watching the story develop from the initial crop circles. The emotions run high too and Mel be good at that stuff (see Patriot). 6.5/10
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